“Breaking: Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour in Crisis? Only 2,000 Tickets Sold After Major Endorsement Backlash

In a twist that no one saw coming—except perhaps those who closely monitor the Venn diagram of pop culture and politics—Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, once poised to be the concert event of the decade, has reportedly only sold 2,000 tickets after her recent political endorsement.

Swifties, known for their unwavering devotion to the pop superstar, seem to have hit the brakes on their loyalty, and it’s all thanks to what the internet is now calling “The Endorsement That Broke the Era.”